#joey the birb

[booigi-boi]

Wish I was at home drawing Joey 😔

[snudibranchs]

Joey is a man of exquisite taste

[the-shy-wolf]

Joey but as a fat bitch birb

[l3irdl3rain]

Don't remember ever seeing Gonzo before so just read his tags to see when he was adopted, somehow never saw him all these years!

Reading the tags led me to a question, does he still have salpingitis?

Also; I've always wondered, how do you stop flightful birbs from pooping everywhere?

I know Joey is flightless but that's always been a question that pops up when I see indoor birbs (and then forget to Google or ask)

He does not have salpingitis. Thankfully doc ended up being wrong about that. Salpingitis is basically a death sentence. The little man is still doing very well. I just cover his cage every night to try to discourage him from laying more eggs.

In regards to the pooping, you can potty train parrots to only poop in their cage or while on a perch. That being said, parrot poop has basically no smell (unless you let it accumulate for a long time) and it’s relatively easy to clean up. For hard floors you just wipe it up. And even if it gets on something like a couch you can just use a wet cloth and a little scrubbing to clean it off.

[haruhar-u]

Haru’s moots :D

I forgot the order we became moots on my old account so this is the order on this account

@xen-blank: Xen/Luc/Levi: Skrunkly blorbo pookie. You are super cool and nice. Yout fun to talk to. I like talking to them. I trust you as much as you can trust someone on the internet. Supported me through the whole accidentally deactivated incident.Also an overall safe person for me. pnline sibloubf

@citrusitonit: Citrus: Fellow fuckling, biting you biting you. Who let you be so funny? Also you seem to always be online…

@minty-bubblegum: Minty: Mama :D. Also you have the same birthday as me which is super cool. Music taste is immaculate

@cheezy-moon: Moony: Based taste in characters. Also fellow fuckling. Super cool ocs and super nice. I like your energy

@leonistic: Soru: We don’t interact that much but we do you’re super sweet. Also your writing is just yes. I had a heart attack when you followed me

@dove-da-birb: Dove: one of my very first moots. Super cool. Like an older sibling to me. When they followed me a whole bunch of other followed me too. Bird mafia? Also your earring collection is super cool.

@lucent-blade: Lucent: we haven’t interacted once but your arcana takes are very good :).

@carmensdia: Eden: also haven’t interacted much but whenever we do your are super nice. I like having you on my dash. I like reading your opinions

@the-banana-0verlord: Lilian: Nice just nice. Offered to help me learn French. Super cool. I also had a heart attack when you followed me back. Super supportive too. Also you like fruits basket which is just yes

@ithseem: Ithseem: Super supportive and nice. Really cool ocs too! Also really cute chibis :D

@twistwonderlanddevotee: Sofia: we haven’t t interacted much but you’re super sweet and nice from what I seen.

@lu-lul: Lulu: my wifey and irl

@krenenbaker: Kren: super supportive and nice. Takes part in all my ask games and reblogs my writing a lot. Good vibes. I look up to you. Yes again like a older sibling to me.

@thekitchenywitch: We haven’t interacted much but you were surprised I saw one of your takes (which was an immaculate take in Asra btw) so I decided you’re cool.

@edith-is-apparently-a-cat: Edie: SUPER cool. You are very sweet I wanna swing you around and then squeeze you. You’re the last hope of wholesomeness on this hellsite /hj

@supergigabigboybabechad: Lenore: Super nice one of my first moots. You aren’t online often but when you are I love interacting with you

@angelhairpastawithherbs: Rose: I love love reading your takes. Also the Sukuna meme you made last night is just yes. Also your writing?????? You’re just a super cool person

@averagetoyakinnie: Joey: my first moot. We don’t interact often but your taste in anime is just so good. We watched so many of the same shows. I love interacting with you

@overly-niche-twst: Joy: you were the one of the first accounts I followed on my old account. I love seeing you on my dash too. Your memes are super funny and accurate to the character. Also Wriothesley is based

@silvers-numberonefan: Kei: I don’t know much about kpop but I love seeming you ramble about it. Also a milgram fan super cool. I see you almost as a younger sibling.

@azulashengrottospiano: Auburn: I love your blog. It’s just so nice. I looked up to you since I started Tumblr basically and had a heart attack when you followed me back. I hope your pillow is cold tonight

@chocolate-cat-bread: Nene: little sibling irl

@vivislosingitagain: Vivi: We haven’t interacted like at all but I read your posts like they’re the news paper

@v-anrouge: Aster: the person I like sending my Vil brainrot to. Very take you have is canon idc what it is. Also kinda like an older sibling to me. You’re super cool.

@i-like-forgs: Ryoko: YOURS POSTS YES I LIKE READING THEM

@cave-of-jade: Jade: adopted me one day. I now bite

@distant-velleity: Kai: I LOVE LOVE YOUR OCS. Also fellow milgram fan

Psst psst if you’re not on here and want to be lmk

[joeyjoejoejr]

Joey Joe Joe Junior

Birbs

[at7artblog]

WIPs from afterlife origins that I'll probably never finish

(Kangaroo and Human fWhip, Dullahan Joey, & Goolien and Birb Sausage)

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

And now, I give to thee...

ALTERNATE ANIMAL NAMES (That I came up with in 2021)

Doggo/Pupperino (Dog/Puppy) Cataroonie/Maow Mrows/Meowthers/Kit Kit (Cat/Kitten) Birb/Birby/Squak Squaks Foximus/Vixena/Vulperizer/Toddisimo/Reigyn/Doggy Doggy Do/Fyxe (Fox/Vixen) Octonii/Octoonie (Octopus) Squiddledee (Squid) Jellowishies (Jellyfish) Boop Noodle/Danger Noodle/Sneky MooMoos (Cow) Chickies(Chicken)/ChickChicks(Chicks)/HenHens(Hens)/Roostinos(Roosters) Honkers/Hissonkers (Geese) Hoppity Hops (Rabbits) Leapity Hops (Frogs) Waddlely Hops (Toads) Skittery Scalies (Lizards) Swishing Scalies (Fish) Clackity Clacks (Crabs) Clack Clackities (Lobsters) Clompedy Clacks (Horses) HeeHonks (Donkeys) Slimy Wimeys (Slugs) Shelly Slimies (Snails) Slippery Wiggledies (Worms) Inedible Noodle(Worms) Meepmeese (Moose) Deeries(Dear)/Snow dusted babus (Fawn) Fantabulous Birby Wirby (Peacock) Kickyourassaroo/Joeth (Joey) Hootsifer(s) (Owls) Fancy Smancey Birdidoos (Penguins) Fancy Royal Birdinos (Emperor Penguins) Cheese and Mac Birdos (Macaroni Penguins) Supreme Murder Birdy (SOUTHERN CASSoWARY) Murder Birbies (Crows) Mentos(Polar Bears) Professional French Fry Stealer (Seagulls) Professional Fish carrier (Pelicans) Wittle spikey boi (Hedgehog) Big Spikey boi (Porcupine) Smelly bitch (Skunk) Smelly bitch round two/Long ass furry tube (Ferret) Mean big ass big head bitches (Orcas) Mean grey lil hoes (Dolphins) Naked Baby (Naked Mole rat) Dirty Baby (Moles) Special Dirty Baby (Star-nosed mole) Patrick Star (Starfish) Yoga Master (Flamingos) Moving Armor (Tortoise) Speedy Armor (Turtle) Submerged Armor (Sea Turtle)

In 2024 I would like to say that Pangolin and Armadillo should have an armor name. And also, there's no pig for some reason but CLEARLY those should've been "Oinkies" or "mud puppies."

[murasaki-cha]

Thank you for tagging proto💕

3 ships: Shinlena (86 Eighty Six), Jurdan (The Folk Of The Air), Percabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) (honorary Joongdok but I have so many ships I can't stop at three 😭)

First ship: I think it was Joey x Mai from Yu Gi Oh. They were the ship I shipped before I knew what shipping was

Last Song: I'm Just Ken from the Barbie movie (I love that song so freaking much you don't understand)

Last Movie: The Mummy (It was on tv this morning and I watched it before going to school. I love that movie so much)

Currently reading: Little Mushroom (It's so freaking good and it's destroying me emotionally. I keep telling myself don't get attached to the side characters but when they die boom I figure out I'm already attached and now I'm sad. Great read)

Currently eating: I'm about to eat some soup after not eating anything besides some scrambled eggs 7+ hours ago😀���

Currently craving: some spaghetti with tomato sauce even tho I had that yesterday because it's my favorite food. And ice cream

Tagging: @blueteller @bloustorm @birb-catto @theonlymurdocfanever

9 people you would like to get to know better

tysm for the tag @alexmey-does-an-arts!

1. 3 ships; bowuigi, metadede, heavy/medic(I forget the name lol)

2. first ever ship; alphyne

3. last song; Ghost Cowboys by Louie Zong

4. last movie; Midsommar. That was…something

5. currently reading; Dante and Aristotle discover the secrets of the universe. Pretty fire

6. currently watching; JCS criminal psychology

7. currently consuming; nothing

8. currently craving; Iced Cream. About to go get it. I know there’s mind chip in my freezer (:

9 people to tag; @littlegreenwyvy, @garf-official, @d1nosaurpower, @tractor-inside-joke-fucker, @junkydoodlez, @seacrown, @neldu-nak, @darkcanid19, @stormyykat

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i found some of my old embroidery while looking for my scissors and im!! genuinely surprised at how good it is???? but i can't actually remember HOW i did it so sdosasdsasfiaj idk if i could recreate the process _(:3」∠)

i'd take a photo buuuuuuut im busy rn. i'm doing arts and crafts with joey wheeler (✿◡‿◡)

[satellite-trash]

Crow as a birb, his ULTIMATE FORM, and Joey as a doge because these two are secretly anthros.

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more akakuroshipping (Joey x Crow) because I need to make images for this damn fanfic.

this is such a niche ship its not even worth it BUT TO ME IT IS SO ScREW IT I WILL PUT IN EFFORT FOR IT TO BE DONE

(read it on Wattpad JakkuAtorASS , more parts coming soon~)

[brishtii]

That sounds really fun. What colors are you painting it? Ive just been trying (and failing) to get some homework done today

SORRY FOR THE LATE ANSWER i just wanted to finish it before i answered your ask djdjdhdjd

i painted the lil birby too 😔 gave him a makeover

[rosemarynightmare]

they're so cute 😭

[joeythelovebird]

He sit on the chair

[l3irdl3rain]

It’s finally warm enough to be in the aviary!!!

[morphofan]

There’s a pair of Bald Eagles nesting at our local park for the first time, and I took my son to see them. I took this photo of him standing beside the sign warning people that it’s illegal to mess with Bald Eagles, and between Joey’s bug net and the expression on his face, it looks like he’s planning to capture an Eagle and take it home. :-D